Nada hay mas sabroso que una “Modelo” Helada con una modelo caliente…Which means, liberally translated, that there is nothing better than a cold Modelo beer and a hot model on your arm.
I concur.
So, let´s recap the grand Mexican adventures of young Geldenhuys so far...
As per previous blog, my arrival was rather bumpy due to:
a. I forgot my entry form to Mexico with my bank documents in my other bag in the States
b. They never gave me the f&%king form.
I do believe b is the reason, that´s my story and I´m sticking to it.
In the interim, the result was 14 hours overnight spent in Mexican Immigration, I missed the HUGE party Ricardo had arranged for me including some very attractive chicas, but hey... that´s life. I got to really bond with La Guardia Santiago, my Mexican guard and going-to-the-bathroom buddy, plus I´ve been making up with way too much Modelo Negro´s and Tequilas...
So, to wit. My week in bold...
Sunday:Ricardo, Jorge and Melanie come pick me up at airport. They are all hung over but this is no impediment to further merriment, as I would soon learn of Mexico.
We head straight for Ricardo´s place, a swanky apartment with a huge patio. We buy Coronas and settle down on patio to a good long afternoon of merriment and catching up. His friends are brilliant, Miguel also arrives and we do a bit of singing - I am introduced to Jarabe de Palo´s La Flaca and determine to learn the song inside out!
Eventually we make it to a late lunch at the thoroughly Mexican restaurant Agave Azul, only after being joined by Carla, Pedro and Sam – I have my first Mochillo, a Mexican beer with the lemon in the glass, the salt on the rim and Modelo inside... HMMM.
The party continues at Ricardo´s place, but I call it a night at about 10 – loving having a real bed for a change!
Monday:The perpetually cute and thoroughly directionally challenged Ana Luz comes and picks me up – we go for lunch at another great Mexican place joined by Guilio, another mate from this year´s GV program.
Once more I am not allowed to pay for anything – we have a great time catching up, then Guilio heads off – mas trabajo, the boys have to work again! Ana Luz and I go and pick up her friend Bero, and we head out for coffee at the mall. We discuss life, love and everything else, and it is revealed that Ana Luz has a direct line to JuJin – that would be Jesus. She ensures Bero that she will get the job she is shooting for, everything is arranged...
Ana Luz drops me off at about 7, Ricardo and I head out a bit later to Carla´s place to say goodbye to British Sam and Spanish Pedro. What was supposed to be a quiet night transforms into a tarot-reading Tequila swigging marathon that evenutally terminates at 3.
Signficantly, the cards tell me that next week will be a highly virile and successful one, but in order for my book to succeed, I need to make sure my foundation is more solid than it currently is.... hhmmmm.
Sleep comes to those who wait...
Tuesday:Homestay day. I do e-mails, work through my Spanish comic book (The X-men are transported to an alternate universe where they reign supreme then try to fix things by getting their own world back – yep it´s tough vocabulary), and have lunch with Ricardo and Jorge. I learn how to say I´m sorry in Spanish (lo siento).
After lunch I take a nap, then go to the gym downstairs. After a solid workout and a a sauna, I meet up with Ricardo to stock up on our beer supply (balance is important). We have a relaxing evening at his place where I try to explain the concept of Lobola (South African culture where a man pays for his wife by giving cows to the father). We have a much needed early night...
Yep, big day.
Wednesday:I hit the gym again in the morning, Ana Luz comes and picks me up shortly and we head off to her place. Her house is like the movie haciendas, thoroughly beautiful, which fits with her mom. You know what they say about a girl and her mother... if this be the case, Ana Luz will still be a stunner in the odd 25 years from now.
Meanwhile, Sujin from Korea arrived last night, hugs ensue. After breakfast the three musketeers head out to visit the famous Pyramids of the sun and moon at Teotihuacan, site of one of the biggest cities in the world round about 200 AD and unquestionably a must-see archeological site. The pyramids are awesome but a pretty steep climb – Ana Luz manages just fine with the sexy boots.
We get rained out, however, and purchase some cheesy souvenier t-shirts to get dry. We head back to Mexico City, and our main entertainment for the next two hours is watching Ana Luz try to navigate her home city back home. Well, I wouldn´t try... with 20 million hombres in this town and more coming in each day, it´s small wonder even the locals get lost.
That evening we go big or go home. We have a reunion – Ricardo and I from GV02, Ana Luz, Guilio and Su Jin form GV06 and Ramon, Ana Luz´s brother from GV05. We eat, we dance, we drink Modelos and Tequila, we get a full on Mexican band at our table – my dad would absolutely LOVE this shit!
We eventually get home at 1h30, Ricardo reckons it´s a good idea to now open the bottle of red wine I purchased yesterday – these guys don´t stop! I wriggle out of that one – way too drunk already! And his mom is coming tomorrow....
Which brings me to present day: The maid is right now preparing another massive lunch for 3, this indicates that ETA for his mom is pretty soon – the lady of the house, daunting prospect. I have two good options for Spanish School in Cuernavaca next week, and Ricardo has offered that I stay at their holiday place, so it´s all good. So the rest of the week will be a fusion of the following optional events, depedending on what Ricardo can organize:
1 Be part of Mexican reality TV show in a bar
2 Attend Mexican wedding with Ricardo – this would be a hoot if he could get me invited!
3 Go to Ana Luz´s lake house on the weekend
4 Go to Ricardo´s place in Cuernavaca on the weekend
While I do enjoy the luxury lifestyle in the city, I am now eager to get out to Cuernavaca to start classess.... pfff, maybe a few more days of hard partying can´t hurt!
Man, I do recommend Mexico!!!
Hasta Luego,
Pedro