THIS JOURNEY STARTS NOW!

The mission:

Have life-altering learning experiences by crisscrossing the Americas to distraction, blog incessantly to compile body of work, collate into bestseller upon return to South Africa.

PHASE 1: USA - Global Village
Become a guide at the Global Village for Future Leaders of Business and Industry, mentoring a gruipe of young people from some of the best universities in the world for a period of six weeks in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Help them choose short courses, consulting projects, customized visits and assist in career and goal planning. Will shape young minds from Puerto Rico, Australia, Panama, Israel, Spain, Sweden and others...

PHASE 2: Mexico - Espanol!
Hitch a ride on cruise ship to Mexico. Go to Spanish School for a month, learn to speak the beautiful language in order to properly spade local senoritas and order right starter with suave confidence. Backpack Mexico to properly understand what all the fuss is about, have lots of guacamole, teach them how to langarm sokkie and then sneak across the border to Guatemala...

PHASE 3: Guatemala - Meditation
Attend full moon course in Las Piramides, Guatemala, learning how to yoga, read auras, fast and keep silent for a week - that one might be tough. Hopefully once finished be blessedly wise and more opinionated, have found holistic solution to world energy crisis with specific focus on Cape Town and be able to levetate, thereby henceforth always cheating the scale.

PHASE 4: New Orders
My brief has not been delivered for Phase 4 yet. Destination unknown, I'm sure I'll go where the biggest need for a man of my diverse yet utterly misunderstood talents beckons...STAY POSTED!