Just to revisit the plan, here are they key points of order:

1. Be a guide at the Global Village
2. Learn Spanish
3. Backpack South America
4. Write a book

Making great strides on 1 & 2, and doing the prework for 4, here are some story title ideas that's been bouncing around and now needs to be blogged. Will post the first article today!

KEEP THE BRIGHT LIGHTS ON
LOOK UP MORE OFTEN
TELL ME IF IM SPEEDING
I TAKE KINDLY TO CRITICISM
ARE THERE CAT EYES IN KTTHMANDU
DIS N MOOI PAD
HEY SKINNY PASS THE FUCKING PEAS
YOU ALWAYS NEED A TOKEN SOUTIE
THE ITCH ON MY LITTLE TOE
MOSCOW POODLES LOVE TO WALTZ.
WHY DO PEOPLE TURN THE RADIO DOWN WHEN THEY LOOK FOR DIRECTIONS?
THe art oF BacKfloaTling
THe TruTH BeHlnd THe TruTH SeeKer
IS a LIon jufT someone wHo LIKes To LIe Down?
I HAD A TEAM BuILD In my BEDRooM
karla and Katya
The K-booms
The shoe was beautiful but the shoe didn't fit
THE TALES OF YELLOW JASPER
when did I get so drunk?
Have you ever woken up so hung over that you needed to go through the pictures from the night before to know what u did?
Scott Bakulas chair
opinions are like assholes - everyone has one no one wants to hear them and they usually stink
Lifes too short to dance with ugly men
ants on a log - celery with peanut butter
Peanut butter and pinot gricio